Yoga for wooden bodies
A yoga app that starts where you actually are — not where you wish you were. Built for the stiff, the inflexible, and everyone who's ever felt too unfit for a "beginner" class.
You didn't fail yoga.
Yoga failed you.
Most yoga apps are built for already-flexible people. We built this for everyone else.
"The beginner poses still look nothing like what my body can do"
Every app assumes a baseline flexibility you don't have. You're left guessing, risking injury, or just giving up.
"I felt judged just watching the tutorial"
Instructors who effortlessly fold in half aren't exactly relatable when you can't touch your knees.
"I have a bad back. No app accounts for that"
Cookie-cutter programs ignore your real body. One size fits all — except it doesn't fit you.
Three steps to a practice that actually fits
No guessing. No generic programs. No shame. Just yoga that adapts to your body.
Assess your body
Complete a 10-pose flexibility check. For each pose, an illustrated guide shows 7 variations — you pick the one that looks like you. Takes 5 minutes.
Get your program
The app builds a personalized daily practice based on your actual flexibility scores across 9 body areas. Completely unique to you.
Grow at your pace
Weekly reassessments track your real progress. The program adjusts automatically. Struggling? Hit "Make it easier" — no questions asked.
7 levels.
One that matches you.
For each assessment pose, you see your guide demonstrating 7 different difficulty levels — from barely moving to full expression. Pick the one that looks like you right now.
No numbers. No percentages. No judgment. Just honest self-reporting that lets us build something that actually works for your body.
Everything a stiff person actually needs
Built from first principles for beginners who feel intimidated by everything else out there.
Illustrated pose guide
An original hand-illustrated character demonstrates every pose across 7 difficulty levels — beautiful, clear, and non-intimidating.
Body-area personalization
We score 9 body areas separately. Tight hips, stiff shoulders, bad knees — each gets its own treatment plan.
Contraindication safety
Tell us about injuries or problem areas. Those poses stay out of your program entirely. Safety first, always.
"Make it easier" button
Struggling mid-workout? One tap swaps the pose for an easier alternative. No shame, no judgment — just a better option.
Weekly progress check
Every 7 days, reassess and see real improvement. The algorithm upgrades your program when you're actually ready.
30 or 45 min sessions
Pick what fits your day. Each session is a complete practice — warm-up, personalized stretches, cool-down.
From "I can't do this" to "I did that"
"First app that didn't make me feel broken. Level 2 on everything and nobody blinked."
"I told it about my back. It quietly built a program around it. That's all I ever wanted."
"The 'make it easier' button is the most kind thing I've seen in a fitness app."
If you've ever felt too stiff for yoga,
you're exactly who we built this for.
No prerequisites. No flexibility required to start. That's kind of the whole point.
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iOS launch first · Android coming later · Free to download